What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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7+5=12

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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