Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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