if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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your mother

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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GONNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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