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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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