what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Well, there's one way...

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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