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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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