- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What's green and blue? yellow

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

guest what i love pancakes

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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