What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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