- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

I killed someone on minecraft.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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