- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

womans rights...

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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