person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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