- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Has u seen my grammar?

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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