what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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