- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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