1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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DERP

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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5 people are walking

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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