I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Jews

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