- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Church.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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