- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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