- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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