- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

You know what's catchy? A cold

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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