"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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