There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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willie revilame

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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run farther?

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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