- Anti Joke

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.