- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

I have down syndrome. -RDV

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Roses come in a variety of colors.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

how did the man die he didnt

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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