- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

roses are red. violets are violet...

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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