- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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