Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

I <3 Hitler

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Women's Rights

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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