I told you it would happen

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Membean

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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