- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

whats chinese noodles

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Knock knock What?

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