- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

A man killed himself.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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