Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

knock knock no ones home

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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