- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

why did the computer crash? it didn't

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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