- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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