- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Grammer is very important

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A blind man walks into a wall.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

You just read this ..

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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