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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Cleveland winning something

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot