what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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I never asked for this.

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Women's rights

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Two english guys meet at work

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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