- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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