Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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http://richardfigures.com/

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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