- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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