dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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whats long and green? weed

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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