What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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