Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Woman's Rights.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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