- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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A fat boy walked into a party

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What's brown and sticky? Poo

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