Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Noah is Smart.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Fruitcake

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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