Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

yo mama so fat she's fat

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Women's Rights

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

An Irishman stays home

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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