What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Your life That's the joke

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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This is not Will Smith.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Dead babies.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Obamacare!

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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