- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why....... Because.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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