What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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I don't get it

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pubic lice.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Come in

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What does a man like. food.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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