what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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