- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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